The Airline Christmas Song

The Airline Christmas Song
(Tune: "Mele Kalikimaka" -- "Merry Christmas" in Hawaiian)

"Every flight is cancelled" is the thing they say
When you're flying home for Christmas day
You can dream of reindeer as you try to sleep
On a chair in Concourse A
Santa Claus will find you here on Christmas night

He's bringing you a voucher for another flight
Stranding you on Christmas is the airlines' way
To say "crappy Christmas" to you

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