When ordinary mania just won't do, insist on Carsonmania.
Welcome to Carsonmania, where we believe sanity is way overrated.
--Leah Carson
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My latest Spoofbook
I really have no business writing about sanity, but it was time to publish another Spoofbook, so what the heck....
Does conventional advice (Relax! Overcome your anger! Stay optimistic!) make you want to strangle somebody? You need Desperately Seeking Sanity, a self-help book which admits that life sucks. It goes downhill from there: “Grit Your Teeth and Relax, Dagnabbit,” “Joe Pesci’s Guide to Self-Esteem,” “Meditation vs Medication” and “Stress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You’ll feel better after reading it, mainly because it proves you’re far saner than author Leah Carson. And at just 99 cents, it won’t leave you feeling guilty when you don’t live happily ever after.
Check it out HERE. A new browser window will open at the book's sales page on Amazon.com. You won't lose your place in my website, and neither of us will have a panic attack.
Does conventional advice (Relax! Overcome your anger! Stay optimistic!) make you want to strangle somebody? You need Desperately Seeking Sanity, a self-help book which admits that life sucks. It goes downhill from there: “Grit Your Teeth and Relax, Dagnabbit,” “Joe Pesci’s Guide to Self-Esteem,” “Meditation vs Medication” and “Stress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” You’ll feel better after reading it, mainly because it proves you’re far saner than author Leah Carson. And at just 99 cents, it won’t leave you feeling guilty when you don’t live happily ever after.
Check it out HERE. A new browser window will open at the book's sales page on Amazon.com. You won't lose your place in my website, and neither of us will have a panic attack.
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