When ordinary mania just won't do, insist on Carsonmania.
Welcome to Carsonmania, where we believe sanity is way overrated.
--Leah Carson
Ta-daa! My latest Spoofbook
Smartass Answers to Dumbass Questions: A Spoofbook on Everything
Dumbass questions deserve smartass answers!
Why does our dog Rufus lick his privates all the time?
He's trying to freshen his breath.
Why does Queen Elizabeth carry a purse everywhere she goes?
Because Prince Philip refuses to carry it for her.
Can I machine-wash extremely muddy clothes?
Yes. You can also spend the next three days shoveling mud out of your washer.
Plus: Inferior Decorating ... The Guys' Crap Roadshow ... Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow ... The Life-Changing Magic of Compulsively Folding Your Socks ... Quantum Physics Made Easy ... and billions of other absurd and pointless topics.
Smartass Answers to Dumbass Questions is available in paperback and Kindle format. I recommend you buy both, because I need the money. Click HERE to open a new browser window for the book's Amazon page without losing your place in my website -- because who knows?...you might want one of everything I've ever published.
Dumbass questions deserve smartass answers!
Why does our dog Rufus lick his privates all the time?
He's trying to freshen his breath.
Why does Queen Elizabeth carry a purse everywhere she goes?
Because Prince Philip refuses to carry it for her.
Can I machine-wash extremely muddy clothes?
Yes. You can also spend the next three days shoveling mud out of your washer.
Plus: Inferior Decorating ... The Guys' Crap Roadshow ... Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow ... The Life-Changing Magic of Compulsively Folding Your Socks ... Quantum Physics Made Easy ... and billions of other absurd and pointless topics.
Smartass Answers to Dumbass Questions is available in paperback and Kindle format. I recommend you buy both, because I need the money. Click HERE to open a new browser window for the book's Amazon page without losing your place in my website -- because who knows?...you might want one of everything I've ever published.
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