
Here's the lowdown. The Brewers will win their division if any two of the following events occur:
--The Brewers win their next game + the Cardinals lose.
--The Brewers win their next game + the falling satellite lands on the Cubs' dugout.
--The Brewers win their next game + the Packers beat the Bears on Sunday.
--The Brewers win their next game + The Bears Still Suck.
--The Brewers win their next 27 games and then take a break for Christmas.