Sochi Winter Olympics merchandise: unofficial, yet overpriced

U.S. Speedskating Suit with Special Air-Drag Back Panel: $3.95 or best offer

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“Go USA” Urinal: Choose from gold, silver, and bronze ($500 each) or buy the set of three ($1,495).

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Torch Replica: economy version. $19

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Head Cold Souvenirs: Used items from elite athletes! Available March 2014; prices
will vary.

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Old Hammer: Proves our theory that some people will buy anything with an Olympic logo slapped on it. $45

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