How would YOU react to winning Olympic gold?

"Tastes like chicken!"

About 16% of gold-medal winners cried during the Olympic award ceremony, according to a Wall Street Journal survey of the 2012 London games. Another 16% either kissed or bit their medal. We asked Carsonmaniacs: what would you do on the podium?

46%  Sneer at the silver and bronze medal winners
38%  Sing Stevie Wonder’s “nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye”
27%  Practice posing for the Wheaties box
15%  Text my agent to compare endorsement offers

Note: total exceeds 100% due to rounding errors and polltakers’ inattentiveness

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