Guide for Guys: 10 Valentine Gifts for the Little Woman

"Love ya, honey!"

1. TOILET PLUNGER  She’s always complaining about that backed-up toilet, right? This thoughtful gift puts the solution in her soft little hands. 
2. SUPPORT PANTYHOSE  It’ll save her a trip to Walgreens.  
3. BOA CONSTRICTOR  Women love pets. A boa provides hugs and squeezes when you can’t be there. 

4. CHIA PET  After she makes you return the boa to the exotic pet store, this “pet” will be a  welcome relief. It’s also cheaper than the snake and requires no live mice.
5. ICE SCRAPER  The next time she’s scraping ice off her windshield (because your truck, ATV, motorcycle, etc., take up all the room in the garage), your name will be on her lips. 
6. STEERING WHEEL COVER  You’d like one, so why wouldn’t she?
7. AN I.O.U.  Makes a great last-minute gift when all the stores are closed. Promise her anything –  then make sure the I.O.U. slip disappears. 
8. RAT POISON  Show your  concern for her health and safety; now she can finally get rid of those rats in the basement. 
9. LINT ROLLER  Much nicer than the bra-strap extender you gave her last year. 
10. CHATTERING TEETH  Not only are these hilarious, they’re red.  

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