Reason #6: promotes butt-flossing 1. It gives Victoria’s Secret models something to aspire to.
2. The minimal bikinis are eco-friendly. Some don’t even have tops.
3. It boosts a vital sector of our economy: breast-augmentation cosmetic surgery.
4. It distracts northerners from their midwinter malaise and may even prevent some SAD-related suicides.
5. Anything that ticks off the Taliban is worth doing.
2. The minimal bikinis are eco-friendly. Some don’t even have tops.
3. It boosts a vital sector of our economy: breast-augmentation cosmetic surgery.
4. It distracts northerners from their midwinter malaise and may even prevent some SAD-related suicides.
5. Anything that ticks off the Taliban is worth doing.
