A photogenic profile pic is essential.
Using an online "doctor-finder" tool to select a physician? You can't go wrong with these tips.
1. Nobody named Mengele.
2. Avoid those who've gotten their medical training in any country without vowels in its name.
3. Check out his/her profile picture. Anyone who's probing your privates should look as good as someone you'd consider dating.
4. Google the address of the clinic; make sure it's not located in a crack house.
5. Check the profile for attributes that are important to you, like "generous painkiller prescription policy," "accepts payment via barter system" or "fewer than 25 wrongful-death suits within past 5 years."
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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