--You’ve accidentally hung your coat on her head instead of the coat rack.
--You’re about to introduce her to a new acquaintance and realize you’ve forgotten her name.
--Not only do you expect dinner on the table when you get home, you fax your order ahead of time.
--You’ve got eyestrain from constantly rolling your eyes at everything she says.
WIVES, you may be taking your husband for granted if:
--You haven’t washed your hair in seven months.
--You and the kids refer to him as “the ATM.”
--You leave for a week-long business trip and forget to tell him.
--Your at-home lounge clothes are so ratty that Goodwill wouldn’t take them.