iPeed: Sensor in underwear communicates wirelessly with iPhone to indicate when it's past time to slip into a pair of Depends. Great for aging Baby Boomers.
iPick: Use this after a restaurant meal to remove food from between teeth.
iPond: Beeps every 5 minutes, 24/7, with reminders to feed the koi, clean the filter, fix the liner, repair the pump, etc.
iPlunger: Unclogs toilet.
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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