Joseph A. Sephora Jr., 37, of Muskego, Wis., has set a new world record by breaking 10 New Year’s resolutions in a single day.
Sephora broke all 10 of his 2012 resolutions by skipping Sunday Mass as well as a meetup with friends for a jog. Instead he watched a meaningless football bowl game, consuming potato chips and beer while swearing at the referee’s calls, ignoring his wife’s pleas to “watch the kids for a change, wouldja?” During halftime, instead of helping his wife in the kitchen, Sephora played Farmville for a while. He then surfed to the Sports Illustrated site to see whether the swimsuit issue, due in February, had by chance come out early.
Sephora broke all 10 of his 2012 resolutions by skipping Sunday Mass as well as a meetup with friends for a jog. Instead he watched a meaningless football bowl game, consuming potato chips and beer while swearing at the referee’s calls, ignoring his wife’s pleas to “watch the kids for a change, wouldja?” During halftime, instead of helping his wife in the kitchen, Sephora played Farmville for a while. He then surfed to the Sports Illustrated site to see whether the swimsuit issue, due in February, had by chance come out early.
