The 99 Percent Solution
What is the Occupy Walmart movement all about?
According to its founders -- a loosely organized collection of drifters currently squatting in the Lawn & Garden Department at a Walmart in Delafield, Wis. -- Occupy Walmart opposes global warming, global cooling (e.g., last weekend's n'oreaster snowstorm), hard-to-open plastic blister packaging, and the ongoing oppression of both the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front.
Why are they targeting Walmart specifically?
Occupying Walmart offers a unique opportunity to expose the evils of capitalism while enjoying clean indoor rest rooms and steamed hot dogs.
What's next for the Occupy Walmart movement?
Since Lawn & Garden is about to shut down for the season, protestors will continue to occupy the garden furniture as the displays around them are converted to Christmas merchandise.
According to its founders -- a loosely organized collection of drifters currently squatting in the Lawn & Garden Department at a Walmart in Delafield, Wis. -- Occupy Walmart opposes global warming, global cooling (e.g., last weekend's n'oreaster snowstorm), hard-to-open plastic blister packaging, and the ongoing oppression of both the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front.
Why are they targeting Walmart specifically?
Occupying Walmart offers a unique opportunity to expose the evils of capitalism while enjoying clean indoor rest rooms and steamed hot dogs.
What's next for the Occupy Walmart movement?
Since Lawn & Garden is about to shut down for the season, protestors will continue to occupy the garden furniture as the displays around them are converted to Christmas merchandise.
