May 26th, 2022

California Cows

(Tune: "California Girls" by the Beach Boys)

​Well Holstein cows are hip, I really dig those tags they wear
The manure they make smells like money to me
It’s got that certain dairy-air
The Midwest Golden Guernseys really make you feel all right
And the Jersey cows with the milk they yield
Can make a farmer smile all night
 
I wish they all could be California cows
I wish they all could be California cows