Maynard wandered across frozen Lake Michigan into the Milwaukee suburb of Cudahy. A woman brought him into our shelter after Maynard stepped on her garage.
Since he is not housetrained, whoever adopts him will need a front-loader and a truck. His forever home must also have a big yard fenced with high-voltage wire.
Maynard loves playing with squeaky toys and going for rides in the car. He would love to spend the day romping along the lakefront, and at night he’ll curl up on the front lawn to guard your home against saber-tooth tigers. His tusks also provide a handy spot for hanging clothesline.
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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