The Sting, Part II
It's the ornery time of year for bees, hornets, wasps, and yellow jackets. You'd be ornery, too, if you knew you'd be spending the next 6 months holed up in a hollow log or a mudhole without access to NFL broadcasts.
These little buggers are so ticked off right now that they will sting without any provocation. Experts recommend that immediately following an insect sting, you should:
2. Swear a blue streak.
3. Try to locate the insect so you can stomp it to death.
4. Run into the house and submerge the affected part into ice water.
5. Have a stiff drink.
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