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 Buying your first horse? When visiting a breeder, demonstrate your shrewd horse-trading skills with these questions.
1. How much are you asking for this horse? (Pick yourself up from the barn floor.) Seriously? (Catch your breath.) Do you take American Express? 2. Is this a boy horse or a girl horse? 3. What are those iron things on the bottom of its feet? Do they come in different colors? 4. Has the horse had any professional training? Acting lessons? Dancing lessons? 5. Does this horse have any bad habits like biting people, stepping on people, or kidnapping people? 6. Has the horse ever had hip replacement surgery or a facelift? 7. Why are you laughing at me? For billions of other absurd and pointless topics like this one, check out Smartass Answers to Dumbass Questions. Click here to see it in paperback and Kindle formats at Amazon. Comments are closed.
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