Occupy Walmart movement gains steam
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What is the Occupy Walmart movement all about?
According to its founders -- a loosely organized collection of drifters currently squatting in the Lawn & Garden Department at a Walmart in Delafield, Wis. -- Occupy Walmart opposes global warming, global cooling (e.g., last weekend's n'oreaster snowstorm), hard-to-open plastic blister packaging, and the ongoing oppression of both the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front.
Why are they targeting Walmart specifically?
Occupying Walmart offers a unique opportunity to expose the evils of capitalism while enjoying clean indoor rest rooms and steamed hot dogs.
What's next for the Occupy Walmart movement?
Since Lawn & Garden is about to shut down for the season, protestors will continue to occupy the garden furniture as the displays around them are converted to Christmas merchandise.
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