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Meditation is a natural, easy process, which is why there are more than 50,000 self-help books on the market telling you how to do it. And then there’s medication, such as tranquilizers and pain pills. Medication can lead to addiction, death by overdose, and other unpleasant side effects. Which is better? This side-by-side comparison will help you choose. Meditation: Requires years of practice to master the technique Medication: Takes about 5 seconds to swallow Meditation: Makes you feel relaxed Medication: Convinces you you’re God Meditation: Requires discipline to focus your thoughts Medication: Requires concentration to walk straight Meditation: Works best in a quiet place with no interruptions Medication: Works anywhere, unless your probation officer is around Meditation: Makes you go ooommmmm Medication: Makes you go mmmmmmmm Excerpted from Desperately Seeking Sanity: A Spoofbook on Self-Help, just 99 cents at Amazon.com. Click HERE to see it. Comments are closed.
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