--Install giant folding screen to stop polar vortex at the Canadian border.
--Create 1,598 handmade-paper valentines. Send one to parole officer.
--Climb Everest. Leave dried flower arrangement at summit.
--Spread ice-melting chemicals on Washington-to-New York corridor.
--Make quinoa / grapefruit / phyllo dough appetizers for ticketholders at Super Bowl XLVIII in New Jersey.
--Transplant mature giant sequoias from Yosemite to my farm yard.
--Dig root cellar. Fill with roots.
--Forge blade to use in preparing steel-cut oats for breakfast.
--Refurbish nicks and scratches on all furniture at Versailles.
--Serve as advisor to God re: plans for the Second Coming.
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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