"Tastes like chicken!"
About 16% of gold-medal winners cried during the Olympic award ceremony, according to a Wall Street Journal survey of the 2012 London games. Another 16% either kissed or bit their medal. We asked Carsonmaniacs: what would you do on the podium?
46% Sneer at the silver and bronze medal winners
38% Sing Stevie Wonder’s “nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye”
27% Practice posing for the Wheaties box
15% Text my agent to compare endorsement offers
Note: total exceeds 100% due to rounding errors and polltakers’ inattentiveness
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