1. It gives Victoria’s Secret models something to aspire to.
2. The minimal bikinis are eco-friendly. Some don’t even have tops.
3. It boosts a vital sector of our economy: breast-augmentation cosmetic surgery.
4. It distracts northerners from their midwinter malaise and may even prevent some SAD-related suicides.
5. Anything that ticks off the Taliban is worth doing.
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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