Off we go into the wild Twitter yonder!
Nov. 27, 2022
Our fearless leader’s speech to all remaining Twitter employees
Since I took over the top job, it’s been a wild few weeks. You’ve watched thousands of your co-workers come and go…well, watched them go, anyway.
I made it clear that being part of this team requires working long hours at high intensity. All six of you stepped forward. Thank you for that.
Now we’ve flown beyond the turbulence. Off we go into the wild Twitter yonder!
Oh, by the way: “verified accounts” are set to launch again. If there’s no blue checkmark by your name, clean out your cubicle and leave.
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Fake news you can't count on, from Elon Musk and his Musketeers (not really)