Elon considers takeover of everything that starts with “T”

Hi, Musketeers!
 
You’ve heard I have my eye on TikTok, right? It’ll be a slam-dunk, just like Twitter/X has been. Seems I’m on a roll, and maybe “T” is the magic factor. So I’ve scribbled down a few more T-targets.
 
Toilets  I don’t have to own every freakin’ toilet – just the concept. Imagine if California refused to fork over my royalty and I shut down all their toilets. Hollywood celebrities would have to squat, like they’re in Japan or whatever. The uproar would crush Newsome in a minute.
 
Thrusters, everything from the kit I cobbled together when I was a kid (shown above) to those used by space programs all over the world. 
 
Twerking  Parents can’t chaperone every teenage dance, but I’ll position my revenue monitor agents wall-to-wall. A sky-high tariff will shut those butt cheeks down.
 
Target would make a nice target (arr arr). Also, it’s headquartered in Minneapolis, so why not throw in the Twin Cities? And the Minnesota Twins? And twins babies everywhere! And triplets!  
 
Tunisia is a logical next step after the Twin Cities. Situated on the northern tip of Africa, it has golden beaches, sunny weather, and affordable luxuries. Personally I don’t care whether luxuries are affordable or not, but that will certainly draw more tourists.
 
Twilight obviously occurs twice a day: before sunrise and after sunset. All over the world! Ka-chinnnggg!
 
Takeover starts with “T” too!
 
Oh my my.
 
I think I’ll lie down and let this ketamine wear off.