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You know that piece of “art” you made at the party studio? Where the cheap wine was flowing and you & your friends were destined for sculpture stardom? It ain’t so pretty when you get home and…
Wake up the next morning with a hangover. Stumble into the kitchen and shriek at the dog for pooping on the kitchen counter. Then realize he couldn’t possibly poop way up there. Recall that you created this… this… thing yesterday. Place The Thing atop a bookcase where you won’t have to look at it. Watch the cat leap up next to it and shove The Thing over the edge. It bounces off the floor without breaking. Decide it’s a dog water dish. Fill the bottom section with water and place it on the floor. The dog sniffs, then pees on it. Imagine it might look better when painted. Get creative with some old craft oils and another nice big glass of cabernet. The more you drink, the better The Thing looks. Leave it on the counter to dry. Invite some friends over to party. Smile with satisfaction when one of them mistakes The Thing for an ashtray: so it is useful after all! Shriek when the “ashtray” catches fire. Attempt to douse flames with the pitcher of margaritas. Tequila fumes ignite. The Thing burns briefly and crumbles into ash. Problem solved! There's more dumb Arts & Crap stuff HERE !!! Comments are closed.
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