--The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention outsources all inquiries about disease outbreaks to Walgreens.
--Factory farms will no longer receive subsidies for not growing quinoa.
--Environmental engineers for the Department of Defense must stop doing whatever the heck they usually do.
--With the closing of the National Park Service, Smokey Bear is deprived of his daily ration of Purina Bear Chow and must forage for nuts and berries.
--The Food and Drug Administration is unable to investigate questionable claims of “wrinkle-fighting” moisturizers.
--The Department of Labor shuts down completely, and women scheduled to give birth will just have to wait.
--NASA turns over all operations of orbiting spacecraft to its genius computer, HAL.
--At the Smithsonian’s museums, dinosaur skeletons will no longer be fed, and eventually the creatures may become extinct for the second time.
--The Department of Energy switches to kerosene and potbellied stoves.
--Travelers waiting for passports to be processed will decide to visit Cleveland instead.
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