The Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: like an adorable stuffed toy that poops and pees

The Cavalier King Charlies Spaniel…
 
…shouldn’t be confused with a cadaver King Charles Spaniel, which is dead.
 
…enjoys glancing at strangers, sniffing the lawn, and taking 12-hour naps.  
 
…was originally bred for hunting, but historians say, “Due to its stature it was not well suited.” Stature means lying on its back waiting for a belly rub.
 
…frequently loses its bulging eyes. If you notice a popped eyeball rolling around the floor, place it in a clean Baggie and take it to the vet (bring the dog, too.)
 
…puppies cost between $2,500 and $4,000. Wouldn’t you really rather take a trip to Disney World?
 
…suffers from separation anxiety if left alone for more than 4 hours – like a leech, only cuter.
 
…is prone to anal gland impaction. Euuuuww.
 
…can be dismissive of others and certain of its superiority. In other words, cavalier.
 
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