Seven Signs You're Overtanning
As you stand next to a department store display, someone mistakes you for a leather handbag.
Your freckles have freckles.
The cracks in your face are deeper than the tire treads on your car.
The American Cancer Society wants to use your photo for its “Dangers of Melanoma” brochure.
Retail clerks offer you a senior discount, although you’re only 27.
You bought Black Like Me thinking it would provide tanning tips.
When you visit the zoo, elephants trumphet a greeting.
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