“Can you believe they’re marketing ‘soy milk’? What a crock! That’s not really milk! Have you ever seen teats on a soy plant? I don’t think so.
“And the taste – ecchhh! I’d rather drink out of a toilet than swallow that stuff! I accidentally poured some in my coffee once and almost threw up.
“Then there’s almond milk. Yeah, right. Like there’s almond trees with udders or something.
“Give me real milk or give me death!”
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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