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Your pantry’s coffee corner has ballooned into a coffee garage. The office wall has claw marks from the last time you tried cutting back. Your $8/day ($2900/year) Starbucks habit led to renaming the kids’ college savings account as “kids’ bus fare to call-center job.” A bad case of the jitters made you bite your fingernails to the quick. You’ve now started on your toenails. You haven’t slept in 7 years. You’ve had panic attacks triggered by sunsets, songbirds and Hallmark channel movies. Click HERE to magically transport to Amazon for more "Smartass Answers to Dumbass Questions." Comments are closed.
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