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1. “Those documentaries make it look real badass.” Try sitting naked in a meat locker for ten minutes. You’ll get your badass, all right.
2. “I love a challenge.” If challenge means spending your life savings and risking your neck, become a stunt pilot. The odds are better. 3. “All my friends are doing it.” You need new friends. 4. “For the thrill of exploration.” Try steering a rental car through New York or LA, getting cut off, cursed at and tailgated. 5. “Because it’s there.” A sewage treatment plant is “there,” too. Might as well muck around in that instead. A pair of hip waders is all you need, and you’ll be home in time to stream “Landman.” If you’re still morbidly curious about mountaineering, check out The Dumb Zone: A Snarky Look at Your Obsessive Climbing Disorder at Amazon. Comments are closed.
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