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Others have wolves, lions or bears. My spirit animal is Donald Duck, who…
…squawks loudly and often. …craves the limelight (and gets jealous when others have it). …is chronically frustrated by just about everything. …runs around a lot without ever really getting anywhere. Zen for babies: finding your bliss Hey, all you bundles of joy! It’s never too early to get in touch with your inner infant. These simple practices can help you “be all that you can be,” baby.
Strengthen your self-control Close your eyes and focus on a positive intention, like “Just for today, I will wait at least 10 minutes after a diaper change before pooping again.” Stop drinking milk before you’re full. Bite down hard and push away. (Bonus points if the nipple belongs to Mom!) Inhabit a sacred space Lie on your back in your crib. Stare at the mobile overhead and imagine how much it might fetch on eBay. Use creative changes Vary your routine. Stick your left hand inside your mouth one day, your right hand the next. Express yourself Move beyond the cliché babbling and “wah-wah-wahs.” Experiment with baboon hoots, machine-gun rasps and blood-curdling shrieks until you find your perfect mantra. “The Crown” – Still more scenes we’d like to see: Castle fire, the naughty red nightie, and tea for three |
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