Why drink raw milk?

1. Everybody in your group is drinking raw milk and contracting severe diarrhea; you don’t want to be the only one who’s not a party pooper.
2. You need to lose excess weight in a hurry.
3. You think Salmonella, E. coli, and Listeria are characters in the latest Disney movie.
4. You enjoy the extra flavor provided by contamination from dirt, manure and insects.
5. You like to gamble but don’t have time to visit a casino.

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