White House releases Obama birthday suit photo

Washington, D.C. -- The White House has released the birthday suit photo of President Barack Obama in response to mounting questions about the president's body. Critics immediately attacked the photo, noting that the presence of a diaper disqualifies its legitimate birthday suit status.

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump also attended the press conference and attempted to hand out birthday suit photos of himself, taken last year. Few reporters in the press corps responded to his offer.