Wiener the hot dog: lies on a bun
Weiner the congressman: lies to the media
Wiener the hot dog: garnished with ketchup, mustard, and relish
Weiner the congressman: relished by comedians and bloggers
Wiener the hot dog: iconic and instantly recognizable
Weiner the congressman: requires several days to determine “yeah, that’s mine”
Wiener the hot dog: filled with mystery ingredients
Weiner the congressman: mostly B.S.
Wiener the hot dog: stays fresh for weeks in refrigerator
Weiner the congressman: nearing career-expiration date
Weiner the congressman: lies to the media
Wiener the hot dog: garnished with ketchup, mustard, and relish
Weiner the congressman: relished by comedians and bloggers
Wiener the hot dog: iconic and instantly recognizable
Weiner the congressman: requires several days to determine “yeah, that’s mine”
Wiener the hot dog: filled with mystery ingredients
Weiner the congressman: mostly B.S.
Wiener the hot dog: stays fresh for weeks in refrigerator
Weiner the congressman: nearing career-expiration date