“Baby-baby snookum ookums! Cutey pootey!” Dad’s vocabulary is limited. In time, you can help him work on this.
“Let’s go see what’s in the fridge, huh?” Dad needs a beer.
“Know what? You look just like your daddy!” Better hope they’re setting aside money for plastic surgery.
“Hey, honey? Why don’t you watch the kid for a while?” You just wet your pants.