--The bride sees the groom wearing her wedding gown before the ceremony.
--A black crow walks down the aisle ahead of the bridal party.
--A tornado flattens the church.
--A dead albatross is hung from the church steeple.
--The groom forgets he’s getting married and goes to a ballgame instead.
--Pins are considered unlucky, especially if they poke the bride and cause uncontrollable bleeding.
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