Three things that aren’t on my bucket list

Too many cooks spoil the dump.

Attend a chili dump   Yes, I know “dump” means everyone dumps their favorite homemade chili into a common pot, but that doesn’t make it any more appetizing.  

Go skydiving   Why do you think the plane’s wing is stamped “not a step”?

Visit India   If I wanted to experience foodborne illness and foreign languages amid extreme poverty, I’d revisit Appalachia.

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