The Refs Are Back

The Refs Are Back
(Tune: “My Boyfriend’s Back”)

The refs are back for Thursday night football
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
We all sure missed ’em when they were AWOL
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
The substitutes needed stronger eyeglasses
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
Coulda pulled their heads from outta their asses
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back

Hey, we suffered through those slackers
They stole victory from the Packers

We’re not asking refs for perfection
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
But don’t call “touchdown” when it’s an interception
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
The lingerie league is where the subs belong
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
Fans watching boobs don’t care if calls are wrong
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back

How many flagrant penalties were missed
Ah-oooh   Ah-ooo
NFL nation was getting mighty pissed
Ah-oooh…see ’em Tweet

The refs are back for Thursday night football
Hey la, hey la, the refs are back
Hey, the refs are back
Well, all right now, the refs are back
Do the wave ’cause the refs are back
Lambeau leap now, the refs are back…