With a starting score of 100, subtract the following:
10 points for each hole in the roof or exterior walls
15 points for every wild animal living on the premises
20 points for abandoned autos on the front lawn
50 points if someone emerges from the front door with his shotgun aimed at the house hunters
75 points if wind blows the house down while prospective buyers are looking at it
Scoring:
75-100 points Your house is market-ready
25-74 points Add touch-up paint and potted geraniums to distract from the flaws
0-24 points Hire a carpenter to build a false front, like a movie set
Negative score Bulldoze the place