Get up 20 minutes earlier on workdays, and make your spouse get up 20 minutes early, too. Misery loves company.
Plan ahead. Keep your pantry well-stocked with Marshmallow Fluff and root beer. Don’t wait until you’re down to your last postage stamp; buy more, just before the rates go up again. Keep some cyanide pills in your wallet.
Don’t put up with things that don’t work right. If your windshield wipers, can opener, or kids are a constant source of irritation, fix or replace them.
Allow an extra 15 minutes to get to appointments. If you’re traveling by plane, allow three extra days.
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