M-m-m-my Corona

My Corona
(Tune: "My Sharona")
I've always had allergies, I cough and sneeze
But people now think that it's my corona
Doctor says I'm virus-free, what a relief
He tells me: Stop a-wastin' my time, you moaner

Walking down the street makes me weak, makes me short of breath
Nose starts to tingle, people givin' me the Stare of Death
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ACHOOO!
M-m-m-my corona
M-m-m-my corona

My nose turned a rosy red -- a look of dread
Shows when folks recoil from my corona
Never meant to freak them out, without a doubt,
They treat me like a leper with walking pneumonia

My face looks so feverish, there's no way to cover up
I can clear a room real soon just by showing up
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ACHOOO!
M-m-m-my corona
M-m-m-my corona

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