
Regarding use of turkey fryers, these experts advise: 1. Don’t do it. 2. Don’t do it. 3. Don’t do it. 4. If you absolutely must do it, place the fryer in the middle of a 200-square-yard concrete pad; have the local fire department standing by; wear a full-body fireproof suit; and if the oil starts smoking, get the heck out of there.