A new online tool called the Tooth Fairy calculator provides guidelines on how much money your kid should find under the pillow, based on family location, parents’ age and other factors.
However, it cannot guard against the increasing incidence of Tooth Fairy fraud. Your kid may be gaming the Tooth Fairy if you find:
--one or more teeth under the pillow each night for six weeks in a row
--teeth from dogs, cats, horses or pigs
--“teeth” made of candy corn dipped in white chocolate
--white plastic pieces from a board game your family played last weekend
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever need to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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