Check your hair for mites
Climb that tree; get tangled up in Christmas lights
Have yourself a meowy little Christmas
Lie around all day
Lick your paws ’til all the fur is scraped away
You’re the star, and those humans there
Give you care but they’re such bores
Make their dresser your litter box
Leaving poop on socks in drawers
Scratch the chairs, and claw the eyes of Rover
Eat a tinsel’d bough
Crash the tree at midnight with a shrieking yowl
And have yourself a meowy little Christmas now