1. My nose itches.
2. The supermagnet is making my dental fillings vibrate.
3. I could swear this tube was bigger when they first rolled me in.
4. Those "clunks" sound like that time I left a wrench in my work pants and wrecked the washing machine.
5. They lied to me. They aren't scanning my body; they're reading my brain waves.
6. What if the technician takes a coffee break and forgets I'm here?
7. I swear this tube is getting smaller.
8. Every time the machine buzzes, my nose itches even more.
9. I am sooo sorry I drank a full bottle of water this morning.