- Your flower arrangements resemble something done by the Monty Python gumbies.
- You do a Google search “What should I make for dinner?” at 10 a.m. on Thanksgiving day.
- When asked to bring homemade dessert for a potluck, you unwrap a dozen Hostess Twinkies and slather them with Cool Whip.
- Your fingers bear permanent scars from your one and only attempt to use a hot-glue gun.
- Your dishwasher pre-clean cycle is named Fido.
I hope you weren't expecting anything profound.
If I ever have to plead insanity, this blog will provide valuable evidence.
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