Milwakee's lakefront in October The staff of the folksy Farter’s Almanac has checked the usual signs (wooly caterpillars’ coats, toad entrails, USDA computer data) and issued its amazingly accurate long-range winter forecast.
North Cold, with snow and ice from December through March.
West Cold. Drifting snow in high mountain passes.
South Warmer than other regions.
East Who knows?
Caribbean Warm and pleasant, with higher-than-average chance of Germans in Speedos at the beach.
Vatican City Crisp, clear days which will attract a mass of cardinals.
Moon Cold. Low levels of gravity and oxygen.
Mississippi River Wet.
Washington, D.C. Typical cloud of hot air over Capitol Hill.
Las Vegas Rain falls in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
North Cold, with snow and ice from December through March.
West Cold. Drifting snow in high mountain passes.
South Warmer than other regions.
East Who knows?
Caribbean Warm and pleasant, with higher-than-average chance of Germans in Speedos at the beach.
Vatican City Crisp, clear days which will attract a mass of cardinals.
Moon Cold. Low levels of gravity and oxygen.
Mississippi River Wet.
Washington, D.C. Typical cloud of hot air over Capitol Hill.
Las Vegas Rain falls in Vegas, stays in Vegas.