Do you suffer from A**hole Syndrome?

Lately there's been lots of media focus on Asperger's Syndrome, a mild variation of autism. Less well known is A**hole Syndrome. Here's how to tell if you have the latter.
--You've been burned in effigy at your last six jobs.
--People who work for you develop tics, twitches and ulcers.
--The company must hire temps to fill the seats at your retirement dinner.
--Your wife has rolled her eyes at you so many times that they're permanently stuck in an upward position.
--Your kids never bring home any playmates and claim to be orphans.
--When you walk down the hall, people give you a stiff-arm salute and shout "Sieg Heil!"