Holy Trinity Candy Corn illustrates the divine mystery of the Triune God: three co-equal entities of yellow, orange and white that are separate yet indivisible parts of a single kernel. It's guaranteed to elevate religious awareness while boosting blood sugar levels.
Holy Trinity Candy Corn comes in a 10-pound bag without individually wrapped portions. This ensures that when you offer it to trick-or-treaters, their helicopter parents will decline the candy because of safety concerns. You get to keep it all to yourself.
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