So take off that ugly knit cap you've been hiding under and get to work with these fabulous goodies.
MASKS bring concentrated moisture to your hair. We particularly like Dairy Queen Ultra Thick Hair Butter ($9 at Dairy Queens everywhere). If you're currently using a mask every week, increase to twice a week. If you're already using one daily, increase to hourly. So what if you're running to the ladies' room eight times a day to treat your hair? The boss will understand.
DRY SHAMPOO cleans your scalp between regular shampoos; simply massage it in. You could also try it on those pet stains on the living room carpet.
GLAZE brings shine to dry locks. Use with care, as sunlight reflected off your head may blind oncoming motorists on a sunny day. Try Zinsser BullsEye Exterior Glaze ($15, Ace Hardware).
HYDRATOR comes in a spray bottle. Spritz some on your head whenever dry, static-y indoor air has you looking like the Bride of Frankenstein.